What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

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What are you doing with your life?

I'm up."

Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

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What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Why do women love Satan?

He's down to Earth.

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What do you call an orang-utan which has been in the sun for too long?

An OranguTAN!

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!