What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?

A lickalottapuss.

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Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

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What do you call a group of lesbians from Pittsburgh?

Lesbiyinz.

How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

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Why dont you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees?

Because they're really good at it.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.