Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

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What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

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Why can't Jamaicans count to 10?

Because there's a *tree* in the way!

Why is 12 the highest number rednecks can count to?

How else would they know how many cans are in a 12 pack.

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How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

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What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.

How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'