What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

Why should optometrists never tell jokes?

Because they're too cornea.

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What kind of books do fruit read?

Pulp Fiction

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

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Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

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What do philosophical dolphins say?

What's the porpoise?

Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?

Because he had no porpoise.

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What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

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How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

What makes camping so thrilling?

It's In-tents

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What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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Who writes ghost stories?

A ghost writer.

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.