What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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What do two sushi say after one tells a lame joke?

Nigiri, please."

What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

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What kind of tea does a house drink?

Propertea

What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A: A light house.

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Why did the dolphin get a fair trial?

Because Habeas Porpoise.

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?"

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What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

What are stories about oranges?

Pulp Fiction

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Why do adrenaline junkies enjoy camping?

Because it is in tents

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

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Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Who writes ghost stories?

A ghost writer.