What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

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What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

What kind of seagull flies over a bay?

A Bay-gull

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Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

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Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?

Because he had no porpoise.

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

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What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

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What makes camping so thrilling?

It's In-tents

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

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Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Who writes ghost stories?

A ghost writer.