What's the number one cause of dry skin?

Towels.

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Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

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What's the number one cause of dry skin?

Towels.

What do Child predators use to get dry skin off of their feet?

A Pedofile