What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

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Who picks up the tab?

The German.

How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem?

See if the tampon's cotton was picked.

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Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

What exactly is that?

Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.

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What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

Towel Jokes More Towel Jokes

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??