What do Child predators use to get dry skin off of their feet?

A Pedofile

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How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

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Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

What do Child predators use to get dry skin off of their feet?

A Pedofile

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Why was the lion cub sent to jail?

It was a child predator.

What do you call Nashville's Junior Hockey League?

The Child Predators.