Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

A fangster.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What do you call a Hillary supporter?

A journalist.

How's Hillary's head?

He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"