Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls cross country team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

Why should you not argue with a decimal?

Because decimals always have a point.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures