What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.

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What do you call the opposite of a cynic?

a dupe.

Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe?

Willem DaFriend.

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How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word?

Police police police police police police police police police police police.

What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

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What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...