What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

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What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

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What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

What do you call a group of 8 rabbits?

A) Rabbyte!

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Why was the ant so confused?

All of if its uncles are aunts!

What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

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Because all of it's Uncles were Aunts(Ants)

Why an Aunt?

I can understand why an Uncle would be in there.

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What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...