What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

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Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

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What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

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What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ?

An independant !

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What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.

What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.