What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

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How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.

What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.

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Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?

It's the Hemming way.

What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

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Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

Where do ants keep their armies?

in their sleevies

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Why was the ant so confused?

All of if its uncles are aunts!

What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.