What's the perfect time to go to the dentist?

Two thirty.

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Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

Why did Eddie Albert have to go to the dentist?

Because he had Green Acres!

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Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine beans in Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there be one moar, it'd be too farty!

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What do you call a city-dwelling dwarf that keeps perfect time?

A metro-gnome

What's the perfect time to go to the dentist?

Two thirty.