One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two! ...
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Two Thirty.
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.
Two thirty
A: Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
Because if there be one moar, it'd be too farty!
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.
Because just one more and it would be two-farty
Two thirty.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail
He was wanted for several charges of battery
I've got this neat candle holder...
One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.
A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.
Who cares.
Neighbor
I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.
A sic joke
They both only really work on paper
Fall.
Schooner than later.
Squintin' Tarantino
