Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

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What brand is it?

Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.

What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

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What do you call an elevator full of white people?

A box of crackers.

How do we fix boxing?

We can't. It's already fixed.

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What do you get from pampered cows?

Spoiled milk!

Why was the young bear so spoiled?

A: Because his mother "panda'd" to his every whim!

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.