Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me"

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What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!"

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

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What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

How do you find out that a cricket hears with its legs?

First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.

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Why was the young bear so spoiled?

A: Because his mother "panda'd" to his every whim!

Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper

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Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.