What's the Top Job Requirement for Deep Sea Diver Position?

Ability to work under pressure.

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What do you call a poor photographer who works for a tabloid?

A Pauperazzi

What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?

The aftermath

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What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

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Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.