What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

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Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why are divers always so nervous?

Because they're always under pressure!

Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.