What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

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Who is the smartest person in the world, doing the silliest thing right now?

Apparently, that's you.

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

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What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.