The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
Because they can't hold it for the next person.
A: Don't look I'm changing!!
They went looking for love in Alderaan places.
Well let me tell you...
Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.
A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.
You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".
Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
I said, "It's not what it looks like!"
Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."
Well, that was an unexpected twist!
He had tripped a fan.
A Super Saying