The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
A no-brainer
I'm lactose intolerant.
I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.
He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !
Because I told him a good joke.
A surgeon.
Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.
Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.
Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.
Where am I going & -What the hell is a "spokes" person for a bike company called
To trip up low-flying aircraft.
He got clucky.
They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)
They are just furniture with the ability to die.