What's the worst part about necrophilia?

When you get stiff before she does.

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What's the worst part about having Alzheimer's?

To get to the other side

What's the worst part of a vacuum?

Nothing.

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What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.

How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one