What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

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God Jokes More God Jokes

How do we know God isn't black?

Because then he would've said "I is who I is"

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

What's a dogs favorite TV show?

Bones.

Disrespect Jokes More Disrespect Jokes

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur