What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

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What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

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Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !

How did the Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

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What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there