How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one

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What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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How do you define a farmer?

Someone that's outstanding in their field.

How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

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What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza?

Even if it is cold it's still good.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.