He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."
His wife.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
You gotta Mufasa"
Oh, they'll tell you.
I'm stumped."
Because I couldn't find a fake car."
Geometrees and trigonometrees
PETA Pan
A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD
the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"