What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

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What do you tell a women with a black eye?

Nothing, you already told her once.

Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

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Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

A: Tea Rex

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What do you call an animal rights' activist that never grows old?

PETA Pan

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Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

How much is a dozen bananas?

ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas