What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

What do you tell a women with a black eye?

Nothing, you already told her once.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What is Blair Walsh's favorite song?

I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do math teachers grow?

Geometrees and trigonometrees

Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.

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What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard