What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

What's the difference between a wife and a dog?

The later you get home, the happier one is to see you

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What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

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Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

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Why are black men taller than white men?

Because their knee grows.

Where does the red fern grow?

A: In Lindsey Lohan's crotch!

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When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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