What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

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What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man?

His wife.

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

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What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped."

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

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What do math teachers grow?

Geometrees and trigonometrees

What do you call an animal rights' activist that never grows old?

PETA Pan

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Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

What do you think you're doing?

the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"