A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
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I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.
Because they don't want a man lost!
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
Because they want to.
Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane
Getting diagnosed with cancer.
A: I'm at wick's end.
A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person
Seen but not heard
The police made him bring it back again.
Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.
Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.
They have two heads.
He reads lips.
A minister! Courtesy of a patient.
Wait, I can explain everything!
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
She heard he was in a few good men.
Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.
