What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

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What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Who run da world?

points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels

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How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

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What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

I didn't make an enzyme last night.

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.