What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

Hormone Jokes More Hormone Jokes

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

Enzyme Jokes More Enzyme Jokes

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

I didn't make an enzyme last night.