Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

A: Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

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Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

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When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

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What do you hear when Bill Cosby walks into the room?

Zzzzip)

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

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What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.

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