What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

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Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

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Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

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What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

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You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.

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A taxi driver.

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A taxi driver

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What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.