What's the worst thing to give a norteno on their birthday?

A SURprise party!!

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What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.