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Couple's Daily Question Mug
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Hi Jack!
A zip.
You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!
I'm not Willie Nelson."
Are you ticklish?"
Leave a plunger in the toilet!
Coughing up someone else's phlegm
Accidentally hit submit before you
ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR
Having to go inside to ask for a coat hanger.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Because it means urine trouble
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry
The guest of honor always shows up late!
The punch lines.
You have to drop da bomb on her twice
Being black.
I'm not Willy Nelson
I forgot
Leave a plunger in the toilet
A condom
It never ends.
They wine too much.
Going to Thailand with your own children
The rest of her is cold too.
They fight back.
She won't swallow
Finding a plane in your field.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
You think you've got AIDS
Your parents would know!
It doesn't just happen the once.
Your family has impeccable taste.
faint
Failing to get away.
Trying to look upset.
It's counterproductive
A SURprise party!!
If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.
Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor
Leave the plunger in the toilet
The wheelchairs are too expensive.
The food!
Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps
the taste!
It is to get West Nile in the stew line.
The punch line.
getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic Having to go in to ask for a coat hanger. *Yet another Australian pub joke*
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.
A horoscope.
You remind me of someone
You have to start off by being an amateur alligator wrestler.
To even out the good things that happen to bad people.
Neighbor
Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.
Leave the plunger in the toilet!
Look ma, no hands!"
Realizing it's only Tuesday.
Don't touch this.
A shootout.
Having the women inside of you telling you what to do.
The teachers tend to Babylon.
Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them."
They act too paowerful
Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
at the stock market
A seasoned veteran.
A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals
URINE TROUBLE!"
Urine trouble!
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
He left his head and shoulders on the beach.
She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."
Your products are fruity.
Because he knows how to reduce fractions.
Genuwine.
