How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

Why can't blondes finish software updates?

They can never find the "any" key.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Torch Jokes More Torch Jokes

Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ?

Carrie a torch !

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!