Shine a torch in her ear!
A. An interpreter.
Knock on the door.
No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."
A wind tunnel!
A buck-an-ear.
A bite in shining armor.
Shine a flashlight in their ear.
The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.