Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Because they always leave you stumped!
You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."
Swiping and wiping.
I poop with both hands.
Your parents would know!
I'm not Willy Nelson
Danger: Do not touch"
Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner
Leave the plunger in the pot.
Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.