Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

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Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

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How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

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Why can you see through Bruce Jenner?

Because he is a trans-parent.

What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Why did Helen Keller fail her road test?

Because she was a woman

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What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

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