What's Wayne Static's relationship with drugs?

I SEE IT!** ooooohh **I NEED IT!**(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo#t=1m24s)

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What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

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I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!