What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

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What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

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What's Mr. Skeltal's favorite candy?

Dootsie rolls.

How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

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What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

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What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

A: From a long ways away.

What's the best way to make friends?

tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."