What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.

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How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

What did Michael Jackson say at the bank?

Make that change"

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What did the Mexican Plumber call his second son?

Hose B

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.