What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

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Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

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Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

What's Gordon Ramsey's second favorite movie?

FROZE-- oh, nevermind.