They don't like getting sand in their crack.
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
A meth lab!
He left his head and shoulders on the beach.
Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.
Nothing, it simply waved.
Because of the sand which is there.
Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.
Crack rock
The snort quack.
He was a pharmacist.
At a crow bar.
He forgot the safe word.
They prefer cash.
A: He's afraid of the draft.