Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

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Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

What drug did the mathematician do?

Math Salts.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim?

Annette

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.