What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

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Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."

Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants

3 Inch Jokes More 3 Inch Jokes

What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

What's the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaaah ?

About 3 inches