What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

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Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.

What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

3 Inch Jokes More 3 Inch Jokes

What's the difference between "ooo" and "ahhhh"?

About 3 inches.

What's the difference between oooh and ahh?

3 inches