What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

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What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

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How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

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What the 0 said to the 8 ?

Nice belt, dude !

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

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What's the difference between oooh and ahh?

3 inches

What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches