Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

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Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!