What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

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When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.

What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

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How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

Paddle Jokes More Paddle Jokes

What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

white water rafting.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.