What's white, black, and can smell fear?

deez nuts.

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Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku

What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad.

Deez Nuts Jokes More Deez Nuts Jokes

What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

deez nuts