What's white, black, and can smell fear?

deez nuts.

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Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

Round of 16

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

Deez Nuts Jokes More Deez Nuts Jokes

What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

deez nuts