What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

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What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

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What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

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What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

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What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day