When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

Previous Random Joke Next
Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why are setups to jokes so important?

because seven ate nine.

Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why do black people call each other "son"?

Well, you never know!

What did the Mexican firefighter call his two sons?

Jos and Hose-B

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What do you call a Black Guy surrounded by 5 White Guys?

Toby

What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

How to keep an idiot waiting?

I'll tell you tomorrow. Edit: Grammar.

Beak Jokes More Beak Jokes

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

What's a young birds favourite game?

BEAK A BOO!