Deez Nuts Jokes

What's white, black, and can smell fear?

deez nuts.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

deez nuts

What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!

What do you get when you click to see the punchline?

DEEZ NUTS

What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

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How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

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What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

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Kick em.

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How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

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What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line?

Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!

What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.

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Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

deez nuts

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

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What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?