Deez Nuts Jokes

What's white, black, and can smell fear?

deez nuts.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

deez nuts

What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!

What do you get when you click to see the punchline?

DEEZ NUTS

What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

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What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line?

Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!

What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

Why don't people tell Jim Jones jokes?

The punchline is too long.

What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

Spanish Teacher Jokes More Spanish Teacher Jokes

What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

C Jokes More C Jokes

What is the most fascist letter?

Not C

Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?

Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!

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Why are bees so rich?

They have their own bees knees.

Why is it Bees Knees, Why not Bees Nuts?

Deez nuts)

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

Click Jokes More Click Jokes

What goes: 'click' is that it? 'click' is that it? 'click' is that it?

A blind guy with a rubix cube

How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

A: Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.