What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

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What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

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What is invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts

Why do blacks smell?

So blind people can hate them too.

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What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

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What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.