What's worse than losing one arm?

Losing both your arms.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

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Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.