Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly"

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What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder !

Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

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How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

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What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

What did the saucer say to the teacup?

You have a hot bottom.