Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

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What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

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What do you call a pizza chef on an airplane?

A flying saucer.

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder !

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How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

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What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it