How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

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Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

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What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

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What did the bartender say to the alien?

You're drunk ET, go home!"

What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

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How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

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What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

Why is it called "Alien vs Predator"?

Isn't predator an alien too They should've just called it "Some Aliens"