Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

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Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

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What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

What is a wock?

Something you throw a wabbits.

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What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss