Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

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What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

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What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic

When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=75cA3xmssM

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What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!