What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

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What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

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What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

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What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

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Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.