How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

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What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

What's the most annoying thing in the internet?

People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.

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How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

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Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

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How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

What's a spiders favorite way to learn?

A webinar.