How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

What's the deal with black people?

They're not black, and they're not people!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ