Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

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Where do Bees use the bathroom?

At the BP station. (thanks grandma)

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

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What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

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Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

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What do you call a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand figurative speech?

Someone who takes everything literally

Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!