Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

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What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

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Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

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What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

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Why don't kleptomaniacs understand puns?

They always take things literally.

How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.