How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

Previous Random Joke Next
Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

The taste.

What does it taste like to go down on a senior citizen?

Depends.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

Hot Water Jokes More Hot Water Jokes

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

Noodle Jokes More Noodle Jokes

What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae?

A Pastafarian.

Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.