What's your biggest weakness?

Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"

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How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

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How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

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What do you see as your biggest weakness?

ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself

What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."